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Old May 08, 2006, 10:31 AM // 10:31   #501
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to have a 1 night stand wif her....
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Old May 08, 2006, 12:32 PM // 12:32   #502
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but she could never find the right guy because...
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Old May 08, 2006, 12:49 PM // 12:49   #503
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she was a he
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Old May 08, 2006, 05:09 PM // 17:09   #504
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and for so many years
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Old May 08, 2006, 11:38 PM // 23:38   #505
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a robot chick ran throgh the window
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Old May 09, 2006, 01:40 AM // 01:40   #506
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before its joints became...
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Old May 09, 2006, 01:45 AM // 01:45   #507
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dead, he dropped his pringle.
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Old May 09, 2006, 10:46 AM // 10:46   #508
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"Ten second rule" he said
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Old May 09, 2006, 12:23 PM // 12:23   #509
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Then he quickly picked it up...
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Old May 09, 2006, 08:47 PM // 20:47   #510
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...being completely oblivious to...
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Old May 10, 2006, 01:19 AM // 01:19   #511
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evil red beetles which proceeded too...
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Old May 10, 2006, 01:25 AM // 01:25   #512
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crawl up his leg...
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Old May 10, 2006, 03:05 AM // 03:05   #513
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and started devouring "his" internal organs
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Old May 10, 2006, 07:10 AM // 07:10   #514
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after he put the pringle in his mouth.
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Old May 12, 2006, 12:56 PM // 12:56   #515
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that he got from church camp...
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Old May 12, 2006, 12:58 PM // 12:58   #516
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he screamed 'ARE YOU AWAKE?!'
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Old May 12, 2006, 12:59 PM // 12:59   #517
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and then promptly asked what time it was...
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Old May 12, 2006, 03:42 PM // 15:42   #518
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and was told its a hair past a finger...
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Old May 12, 2006, 04:21 PM // 16:21   #519
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and so he paniced beacuse...
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he forgot his mentos in the car...
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